March 2011
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
TEACHER:
OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:
AND I’M JUST LIKE :
omg i have to memorize this.
“Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.”
– Bill Cosby (via thedarknessinlight)
littlem0nalisatoldalie:
glowmore:
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
OMG DOGGIE!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Children's Book Explaining Homosexuality
Party like it's 1999!
shmexxy:
If you played with Barbies..
Polly Pockets..
Beanie Babies..
Tamagotchi..
Slip N’ Slide..
And Furbies..
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls..
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman..
Collected and traded Pokemon cards..
Wrote with Gel Pens..
Wore butterfly clips..
And Snap Bracelets..
And remember watching...
If You're a Real Tumblr User, You Must Know This.
iwheepywhoopy:
Reblog to see hidden message
I sawwww it!
<3
<33 :)
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<3 saw ittt
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Aw <3
second time ive reblogged this
♥
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awwwww :3
:D
I saw itt XD
<3
aww made my day <3
<3
<33
Awwh , ♥
This made me smile. [:
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<33
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i smiled <3333
(: thank you for making me smile.
<3
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How to explain sexuality to kids
parafreak:
icametofuck:
thefingerfucker:
jazzhandedbatman:
dianoskas:
FSAFDFDFJDSAYFWASJ WHUT
I CAN’T EVEN. WHAT IS AIR.
KSJFDGBKLADFBGLADFGBAHB
oh my :))
83. I always hug and kiss my friends before we go...
Someone's standing behind you, looking at what...
bitch can I help YOU!?
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
That awkward moment when the President is locked...
la-dominicana-loca:
love how he casually just keeps going, like it’s an everyday thing.
Watchholyhorcrux:
rocketeer-:
learnhowtoflyy:
cloievalenzuela:
walrusgrumbledore:
melissaeatsworld:
gravity-love:
retrodancekiani:
warmbeforethestorm:
chronicnostalgiaa:
fyeahshawtymane:
dontlosehope-:
JUST CLICK PLAY AND THEN CLICK ON THE PONIES. YOU WON’T REGRET IT.
OMG
omg im freaking out . lmaoo
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS FUCKING HARD BECAUSE OF A POST ON TUMBLR
...
Teacher asks you to read out loud.
You don’t even know the page they’re on
When I actually do an assignment and the teacher...
fyjessicajungsooyeon:
acciodracomalfoy-:
I DID YOUR SHIT, NOW COLLECT IT BITCH.
.
EVERY FUCKING DAY
All of my friends live near each other.
For them, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.”
For me, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.”
