Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
TEACHER: OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS: AND I’M JUST LIKE : omg i have to memorize this.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.– Bill Cosby (via thedarknessinlight)
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Children's Book Explaining Homosexuality
Party like it's 1999!
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How to explain sexuality to kids
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83. I always hug and kiss my friends before we go...
Someone's standing behind you, looking at what...
bitch can I help YOU!?
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom. I am risking nothing
That awkward moment when the President is locked...
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Teacher asks you to read out loud.
You don’t even know the page they’re on
When I actually do an assignment and the teacher...
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All of my friends live near each other.
For them, it’s like, “Hey bro, wanna come over?” “Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.” For me, it’s like, “Hey bro, wanna come over?” “Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.”